This is probably the ugliest logo I've ever seen in my life:
|It took me forever to realize that's a cat. I usually still pretend it's a blob.|
At this point you must be contemplating my vast stores of running experience that have prepared for this goal since birth. I'll stop you now before you hurt yourself. (Hint: I've only run races at least 13.1 miles twice. And my second runversary is still circled on my calendar.)
So, clearly I'm super qualified to tackle the 50 marathons in 50 states goal.
|See, Squidward knows.|
It's probably going to take years to complete this goal: A) because I want to pick the "best" marathon in each state (dear RDs, stop putting all your races in March) and B) because I'm about to become a poor graduate student followed by being a poor young professional.
|Beans don't count themselves, but that doesn't mean people are lining up to make it rain.|
But I know not everyone is as
And now you're probably asking why you should care, since I already told you my first marathon is almost three months away. I'm glad you asked. I was also
So stay tuned to watch me flail around in three sports instead of just the usual one.
|I'll leave you with this preview of me coming out of the water.|